Hey internet!
Cyberfavourite JMG here.
What's your news?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

People keep telling me to die, JMG.
It's people I've never even met or for that matter, heard of before.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

Dammit, Brayn
you've every reason to live, man.
Do it for all of us. Especially SS.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

The internet people?
Terrible people.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

It was a light hearted death wish.
Jeez!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

Printing Jammy,
and fearing.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

CHIN UP, MoT!
Chin up..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

I may adopt a Geordie accent for my viva,
in honour of all your words of support.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

I have no news today cyberregular.

( Cae1, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:17, archived)