I feel awful.
I don't care about the Konami facebook egg. :( My body doesn't know if I need to throw up, have diahorrhoea, or if it's all just wind. This is incredibly uncomfortable.
( Bats, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:38, archived)

You're about to die.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

Oh how useful.
Just as I'm about to move house, dying. Wonderful. What if it's all just wind?
( Bats, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:41, archived)

use an ANTDT or cast HEAL

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

Throw up
shit
then fart.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:41, archived)

I'm unable to do any of these.
It's distressing. It makes me sadface like this :( offline.
( Bats, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

Have a sherry

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

Will red wine do?

( Bats, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

Always
double the recommended dosage.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:46, archived)

bowel cancer

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHHA
CANCER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:49, archived)