I'm surprised Ashley's not been lynched yet.
Surely there are some Geordie ninjas who could get to him?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 2:59, archived)

His sports business is fucked, apparently
fat chancer.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 3:06, archived)