so yeah, I've had this zit on the back of my head for days and it just popped
now it's oozing pus down the back of my neck

what's your favourite thing? I like breasts, coffee and breasts.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 4:13, archived)

DURAN DURAN

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 11 May 2009, 4:15, archived)

So good they named it twice

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 4:16, archived)

At the moment
sherry and the little bits of dead rabbit my cat has left in the garden.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 4:16, archived)

Night night
you gorgeous fuckers.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 4:23, archived)

you must feel incredibly relieved
me i like sleep and booxe.. of which at the moment i have none.. bastards
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 11 May 2009, 4:37, archived)

16mm film and cameras
and accessible sexual partners. And beer. And marijuana.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 11 May 2009, 4:41, archived)

Dead BMW owners
fuck all this, I'm buying a Volvo
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 6:15, archived)