Morning poo.
Solidy formed turd with a darkish colour, moderate odour but an unfortunate tarry consistency ruins a potentially world-class brown trout.

6/10
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 7:07, archived)

talking of shits
I got caught short yesterday in a field in the middle of nowhere. A quiet sunday morning and no-one around for miles. I couldn't wait any longer so I crouched down with my trousers down, dot leaf in hand when all of a sudden out of nowhere pops up a rambler and his dog. It was very embarassing :(
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 11 May 2009, 7:14, archived)

the way that your little story is written
seems to suggest that the "rambler and his dog" appeared from your bumhole.

or is "rambler and his dog" some kind of poo euphamism?
( bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Mon 11 May 2009, 7:31, archived)

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 11 May 2009, 7:45, archived)