I find you very attractive right now.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:53, archived)

*flashes moobs*

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)

*falls in love*
*secretly arranges wedding date*
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)

*ends up in sofa saleroom*
*feels confused*
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

BACK OFF, BITCH!
He's mine.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)