Dear Baldmonkey
I have to go to the embassy and I've been putting it off for a while now. I need to get my passport renewed so I can pay a visit back home to that England place. What motivational tips can you offer?

Lots of love,

Theoban
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

Where are you now?
France, innit?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:27, archived)

France aye.
It's been over two years since I've been home.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

You know, you dont have to...
I mean theres no rush...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

England is suffering without me
I'm sure all these problems being faced over there could be solved if I returned.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:30, archived)