Have you got a bad back?
Sorting that out could help you.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:33, archived)

Nope
And if I had I would use Firey Jack. It is red hot on yer baaaaaack.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

Fucking hell can you still get that stuff?
My gran used to rub it on her neck and it stank the house out for hours.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

I dunno
But I once had some similar stuff applied to my shoulders, and a bit of a scratch and then went for a piss. Double ungood.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:43, archived)