it's a start
now stop being a puff and go rub some alkyl benzene sulfonates into a beagle's cerebellum
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

How did you know I hate beagles?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Why beagles?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

because I haven't met a nice one yet
just ones that want to eat my fingers.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

They won't be nice in research facilities.
Not socialised at all. I haven't actually come across a bad one, I've been lucky.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54, archived)