If one had an interview proposed

at a national medical research centre as a vet tech, would it be safe to assume that the animals there were being used as medical subjects do you think?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

yes
otherwise why would you need a vet tech?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

Hello vet tech
we've just finished our experiment on "how many times can you punch a rabbit in the face"

Can you have a look at Mr Floppy for us, he seems a bit sleepy.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

From what I've heard
you have a Mr Floppy problem
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

You're funny.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

Depends
Have a look outside the fire escape, if you see loads of rabbits popped out for a fag, yes.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

haha, I love this thought.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

I personally will not spray anything under my armpits that hasn't already been sprayed in the eyes of a small white defenseless rabbit

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Fucking straight
and if it hasn't been tested on animals you can always do it yourself down the local pet shop
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

I guarantee, I 100% guarantee that they want to employ you to stitch hamsters onto pigs
and put makeup on them.
( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

I had a feeling it might be
thanks
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

this thread isn't about dinosaurs at all!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

Depends
they could have recreated them and be experimenting on them to find a cure for meteors
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

If you shaved a chicken
and put it in a lizardskin suit, it could look a bit like a dinosaur.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

I would hope so
Waste of time keeping a load of animals around in a medical research centre for any other reason
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

maybe it's a petting zoo

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

The job will just be stroking bunnies and kittens
Possibly giving them little toys to play with.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

If you had a job stroking kittens and the like
all day every day, how long would it be before you got bored and tried to slip a finger in one ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

13 minutes

( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

they'd be like fingerbobs

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Better than cosmetic research
Experiment 1: How much eyeshadow can patches wear before she looks like a whore.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

Patches is such a little tart
She wants it so bad
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

I wouldn't mind doing it as the money's great
but I'm not qualified yet and this isn't a training placement.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

if you put it that way...
I'd really like to be a famous footplayer with lots of money and a sexy wife (i.e. not like most WAGS) I just don't want to play football or do anything I don't want to.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

footplayer?
kinky
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

Infect them with RAGE
and then we can have a big zombie apocalypse. And hopefully we can all get to see the beautiful Cillian Murphy's cock again.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Good lord.
*drops monocle*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

use the reply links you overblown tart, you're not on qotw now

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

Fuck off you cunt
better?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

haha
win
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

it's a start
now stop being a puff and go rub some alkyl benzene sulfonates into a beagle's cerebellum
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

How did you know I hate beagles?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Why beagles?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

because I haven't met a nice one yet
just ones that want to eat my fingers.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

They won't be nice in research facilities.
Not socialised at all. I haven't actually come across a bad one, I've been lucky.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

So you've just wasted all our time?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

NOW EVEN THE DINOSAUR POST HAS BEEN S TAINED WITH THIS FETID SHIT

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

Poor dinosaurs

( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

D:

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

I'm absolutley absolutely apalled appalled appaled I can't even spell straight

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

but you got an interview anyway?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

Yeah, I've been deciding whether or not to attend

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

may as well,
it's good practise if nothing else. And there must be a reason they decided to invite you.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

I think I'll go along
as it would be interesting to see what they do there. I don't think I'd like to do the job though and it would mean I couldn't continue with college as I wouldn't be working at a training practice.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

see what happens,
even if they offer you a job you don't have to take it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

using animals for medical research is always going to be a good idea in some circumstances
be sure to ask what sorts of experiments they're involved in, and for which industries
( spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

I have no problem with animal testing for medical research
even though it's not always accurate, but its the fact that I'd have to quit college and put my career on hold for a while that concerns me a bit.

I'll go to the interview and see how it goes.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

it's worth mentioning this to them
they may be able to help you out
( spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

perhaps the medical research centre have an animal juggling troupe?
I hear jugglers suffer from tendon issues, perhaps you would aid them in this issue.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

I have a tendon issue
perhaps you could help me with it.
( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

I'm wearing a smart casual poncho in work.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

Doubtful, I only deal with sick animals, not humans
I could never be a nurse for humans
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

I was asking GMOS
The tendon is in my anus.
( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

Then definitely no.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

I don't know.
It doesn't sound like a very likely scenario.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

I see you're posting this both on offtopic and here,
Why?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

It's called the 'JMG effect'

( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

Presumably
to get the opinions of as wide a variety of people as possible. Do you think?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

I'm not a thinker,
I'm a doer.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

You just think about all those lovely women on a friday night then.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

I spent my friday night watching Star Trek
How awesome am I?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

More aweseome than me
I spent it with people from the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

double the online attention
I'm surprised it's not all in bold caps to be honest
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

THE WORLD MUST KNOW!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

Different sorts of people
different replies
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

Which side have given the best responses?
Careful now.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

I think what's more important is people's opinion on Poncho Work Clothing.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

I'm dead against it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

I've never worn, let alone owned a poncho. I feel they could be dangerous in my line of work.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

I'll be honest, initial response was mild attempts at bullying, but now everyone fancies me even more.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

it's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

Both
as they've been different replies
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

Pick a side damnit

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

yeah,
it's what the internet is all about.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

No chance
ok talk
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

That's the correct answer.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

poor /board feels left out
it hasn't had a chance to post 3 million FAIL images for at least 20 minutes
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

I'm wearing a Smart-Casual Poncho, I'm in work, your thoughts?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

I always think of ponchos as fatman capes

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

y'see I thought this too
but as a trim young man I feel pretty damn win in it.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

fatman capes sounds like a jazz musician

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

I've got no problem with make up testing on animals. I fucking love Sexy Rats.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

it only makes me wonder how much more different make-up we really need.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

depends on how ugly you are.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

I didn't me 'you' as in you btw.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

yes you did, you bully
i'm telling!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

I've sent her a make-up application shovel in the post.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

you didn't you 'you' as in me?
you are a nonsense
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

UUUUU!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

Why?
Are you one of those mentalists?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

Read its qotw answers
the answer is yes.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

Do they abridge it to V-tech?
In which case you'll be constructing toy computers for early learning purposes.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

Or engines for Honda

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

Yes.
But look at it this way - if Beagles don't smoke Benson & Hedges then who will?

As a shareholder in almost everything that is dangerous and morally abhorrent (at least listed on the stockmarket) I rely on suffering and mutilation of fluffy animals to fund my lifestyle. I can't run my big gas guzzling car on good morals and limp wristed ideals.

Take the job and start punching some kittens.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

the women in w h smiths tried to charge me 7.05 pounds for 20 bensons, i told her to keep them

( mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

that showed her

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

i like to think it showed the whole company, to try and overcharge by a pound is just greed
i might start a protest group
( mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

I'm handing in my notice today, I'm scared.
More scared of actually going back there, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

You'll feel better after you've done it.
And if they give you hassle then just whip out your clitararti that looks like a Silverback's knuckle.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

Pffft.
Cool. I'd love one of those.

I don't even know if I want to be a vet nurse anymore.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

I think you just need to find a practice that you're happy in and you'll be ok.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

:((
any other ideas?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

I don't know:(((
I feel like crying.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

I handed in my notice two weeks ago
and instantly felt better. Cuntish vets and bitchy nurses are not worth bothering with.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

This.
Fuckin arseholes.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

Grow the fuck up.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:43, archived)