Apart from a Starbar I had last week it's the first sweet thing I've had in about 6 months.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

I have chocolate more than that.
Probably why I'm not a size 8. Ach, never mind. There's time enough to be skinny when I'm in my box.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

When I'm dead I'm going to bloat up like Henry The VIII and explode my coffin.
with my willy.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

We might keep it, like Rasputin's.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

My new term for my winky this week is:
My Creaker
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

Should vaginas have names too?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Of course. The more unerotic the better.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

My apocalyptic knickergoat.
Yes?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

size 8's not always attractive, mind
HELLO
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

I was a size 8 for a few weeks when I was a teenager
I looked so emaciated, it wasn't good. I'm built to be the size I am now.

Hello, little spanglebunny.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

I was size 8 for ages, being a shortie
but genes kicked in and I inherited my mother's hips and bum. Plus some extra boob is good. As long as it looks right on you, I wouldn't worry at all.

Hello, Captain! *salutes*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

I have no idea what looks good on me.
The wife seems not to give a shit though, so we must be good. \o/

Boobs are good. I don't want mine to get any smaller now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

^ speaks sense.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

hello DG
:)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

Hello my lovely lovely flame donkey helper :)
I hope Paul didn't mind me taking your time. I'll buy you guys a brewskii and dinner in a few weeks if you fancy it?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

:) Naw, I left him with some internet.
Sounds good to me! Is your new flaming donkey fantastico?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:33, archived)