When ever I try this women slap me.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Haha, not really. they fucking love it.
I mean, it's me for god's sake. They should feel honoured. I usually charge.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:21, archived)