Your pubes blow off if there is a gentle breeze

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

you assume there were pubes to start with

(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

I've just said there's not a hair on my body.
There are no pubes to blow away.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

does it look like a baby mouse asleep on a swimming cap and a large lychee?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple.
But about 1/10 scale.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Awwwwww.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

no hang on,
does that image have a foreskin?

I've got a foreskin.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

I've not.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

Are you sure?
Can I have a look?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Yes, no.
I'm positive, I've had a good old look. Definitely a girl.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

Can I touch it?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

you're brave.
It eats boys twice your size.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

Matthew Walliams would love to do comedy with you.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:38, archived)