I watched a programme a while back
and I vaguelly remember it having a woman in it testing a chainmail suit by basically taking bits of chum in with her, and confusing the shark with it to get it to bite her arm. She was sore from all the yanking, but essentially fine.

Seriously jealous.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

I wouldnt want a shark to bite me
fuck that.

Fuck that up its scaley cloaca.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

She was fine, though.
I reckon I'd be alright. Sore but happy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:51, archived)