i had an altercation with a tree
i'm never going outside again
( well, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

Oh deary me..
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

i've never had anything but good things to say about trees over the years
so the whole incident was a rather unpleasant surprise
( well, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:36, archived)