I appreciate football players' thighs, JMG.
Have you got thighs, or are you a Johnny Eck sort of a chap?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

I have two.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

Be still my beating heart.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:40, archived)