I'd love to wabble her long tits and pull her face even wider whilst fucking her as all her dogs watched.
I'm not even joking for once.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

I would watch that.
I'd cheer you on. Could you do it harder than necessary though? I don't like her.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

I always do.
She'd think that what we're doing is kinky and hard, then she'll realise that she's not enjoying it and all I'm doing it tugging her face even wider whilst calling out "OooooooNNGEE I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE LANTERN JAW SNEEEEE!UNF UNF UNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNF"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

I would giggle and clap like a 4 year old with a massive cake.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:59, archived)