I wouldnt want to be another human being.
If I had to be someone else, I'd just pick the youngest, most healthy individual, purely for reasons of longevity.

HOW MAN YEZ ARE GANNIN DOON AT THE WEEKEND CANNY LAD !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

NAW MAN PET.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

HOWAY, YES MAN
FULHAM WIL SEND YIZ DOON !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:58, archived)