no WAIT
I'd be Captain Wow

and I'd shut the fuck up for once
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

there's an ignore button if you give a shit enough.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

oops
nerve, hit
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

Not really
just considering how ineffectual you are. Whine moan whinge blub cry about something you can easily change, yet you still don't change it. Meh.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

I'm not moaning
truth is, I'm quite impressed

I'm amazed anyone can find the time to be top of the stats pages for both /talk and /board for almost an entire week and still have nothing particularly interesting to say

good work there, keep it up! but maybe spend some time spreading the lurve on qotw and /links too. and maybe add a calendar event or two.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:49, archived)

Nah, not when I get such a good reception from you.
If anything, I should devote more time to you.

I don't quite get the whole 'grumpy grumpy oh I am such a grumpy little man' thing, but if that's your Internet Persona, I'm all ears.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

don't feel you need to single me out for special treatment
I mean, there must be a good ten or eleven posts in this page that you haven't replied to yet
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

Oh but I must. That's how you do it, right?
Decide on a person that hasn't actually wronged you in any way, and then bore them to tears?

I know, I know.

Anyway, calm down, I'm going home now to play music and be constructive. You and the rest of the Superior Internet People* (I'm surprised those words will even agree to be seen with each other) can breathe a sigh of relief.

*don't forget their senses of humour.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

haha, you're shit at everything

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:02, archived)