Sha la la la la la la... hmm, uh huh... 
I was sat down on the internet
Readin' this threadddd on bee-tah
When M.O.T. strikes up a conversation
With a black haired, guy known as Maffers
WHAT THEY DON'T REALISE IS THAT  - THEY'RE - BOTH - SHIT
WHILST GIGLAMESH PLAYS, GUITAIR.
 
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M - O - T and meeee
We pander to all the internet women
"She just replied to you"
"Ah no, no, she was replying to JMG"
Fighting through the tear drops,
Coming through with KFC
When nobody loves you, we're both just as shit as can be.

TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet