I'm not long hoe from Glasgow where I went to see the Counting Crows.
The concert was fucking AMAZING. Crows were fantastic and Blind pilot were brilliant for a support band. To all those who said The Hold Steady were a good band... Shame on you! They were absolutely terrible. The singer tried to get everyone clapping and gave up cos no-one took him on.

Also! I saw Frankie Boyle walking through the streets down by Kelvinhaugh street. I almost didn't recognise him out of a suit.

You seen any celebrities lately?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

Shut up.
I said Kittens are fucking thick.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLibDBN5B_A
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

Madge from Neighbours
Some of the Calendar Girls, Simon Armitage. Erm... that's it.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

I watched Frankie Boyle's live show the other night, what a load of dissapointing low-brow wank.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

I used to think he was great
but he is doing the same jokes after two years. he needs something new.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

His improv is fantastic
Stand-up is getting a little stale, though.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

I work in Soho and see them daily.
I think Counting Crows are a bit snoring I'm afraid. Counting Sheep, if you will...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

Mr. Jones is a fantastic song, out of them all. "Adam Duritz has repeatedly denied that Mr. Jones, is, in fact, his penis"

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

I probably wouldn't recognise them if I did.
To me, celebrities are just people I don't know.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

You must recognise some.
Sean Connery? Alex Salmond? Billy Connolly? Jackie Stewart? Lulu?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:10, archived)

I don't remember ever seeing any of them in the street,
so empirically, no.
I don't think I'd even recognise Simon Munnery, and I've spoken to him.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:12, archived)

No
you live in opposite land. The Counting Crows are rubbish and The Hold Steady are great. I've not a clue why they'd be supporting The Counting Crows to be fair.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

[something about Elbow being rubbish]

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

No, they were really bad.
The guy spoke more than he sang. And if he wasn't completely out of his tree I'd be very surprised. Also: Oh look, I can sing about getting high and teenage life even though I'm middle aged and half the band are bald.
Absolutely afwul.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

yeah,
everyone knows that middle aged folk spontaneously generate behind snooker halls.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

Yes.
I made a playground for the little kiddies. Awwwwwwwww!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

I bet you work for Pixar

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

I can see how you would think that.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

I've a keen eye for detail

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

it's wrong.
slice grate grate, not grate slice grate.
tchuh. amateurs.....
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

haha, shut band
Shit. Band.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

I can't even be arsed editing that
that's how shit they are
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

they are I am
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

Woah there!
That's some cutting stuff, Toady!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

I'm already running for the hills.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

An' don't you come back, ya hear?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

*hides out in your shed*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

I have a shed?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

Excellent concert though.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

better or worse than Same Difference?
be honest now
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

I've never seen same difference.
But the incest twins are undeniably creepy.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10642/1242010740/sd.jpg
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

That's very... very strange.,

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

I might do some Counting Crows porn tonight

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:10, archived)

I beg you not to.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

it's them or you
and your gaybeard is a lot easier to blur into the background image
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

Counting Crows are shitter than you.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

Everyone is shitter than me.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

No, just Counting Crows,
you are formidably shit.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

Ok.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

They'll sing songs about you in 300 years recounting your tales of shitness.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

*to the tune of Mr Jones*

Sha la la la la la la... hmm, uh huh... 
I was sat down on the internet
Readin' this threadddd on bee-tah
When M.O.T. strikes up a conversation
With a black haired, guy known as Maffers
WHAT THEY DON'T REALISE IS THAT  - THEY'RE - BOTH - SHIT
WHILST GIGLAMESH PLAYS, GUITAIR.
 
[...]

M - O - T and meeee
We pander to all the internet women
"She just replied to you"
"Ah no, no, she was replying to JMG"
Fighting through the tear drops,
Coming through with KFC
When nobody loves you, we're both just as shit as can be.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

Counting Crows are almost as shit a 1/2 a Master Of Turnips

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

Harsh words DG...
Harsh words....
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

I had to go there.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

Fuck off DG,
I'm not more shit than Counting Crows.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

Baada bing! :D
You're like 5 Counting Crows CDs sellotaped together.

Infact, 1 Counting Crow is now the universal measurement of shitness.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

What's the Crow count of Coldplay, do you reckon?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

Parity.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

Post Parachutes I'd say 2/3 a Counting Crow

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

That's an interesting way to put up a fence.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

You are quite shit.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

I'm really not.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

Yes

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

I saw Buster Bloodvessel in a pub
That wasn't much of a surprise.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 11 May 2009, 18:10, archived)