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Farting usually does the trick.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
Do you choose to follow through for added effect or is that just your bowels going in your old age?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:52, archived) 


                                                                                                             
                                                                                                             
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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
The hand's pointing down, not up.
You just called Mrs. HB a cunt.

You bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
Captn Hood-Bastard.
/edit, that's better.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
;)

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
No it isn't
you're seeing things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
If I'm hallucinating why can't I hallucinate something awesome,
instead of hand pointing the other way on an online message board? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
Lack of imagination?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
You mean it's not the dog?
You bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
IT WAS THE DOG!
Honestly
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
can you not blame it on the dog?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
Snap.

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
The poor dog.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
The dog's obviously not looking guilty
he's trying not to vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:58, archived)