I've been playing with something that lets me use my computer keyboard like a musical keyboard.I've been annoying my housemates with it for over an hour now.
How do you annoy the people you live with?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:50,
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By merely existing, it seems.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:50,
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In your case I guess that would do it.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:51,
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:51,
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I come and go as I please, treat this house like a hotel, leave everything in a messno, not really. I'm a delightful houseguest.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:50,
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Farting usually does the trick.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:51,
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Do you choose to follow through for added effect or is that just your bowels going in your old age?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:52,
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:53,
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The hand's pointing down, not up.You just called Mrs. HB a cunt.
You bastard.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:55,
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Captn Hood-Bastard./edit, that's better.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:57,
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No it isn'tyou're seeing things.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:58,
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If I'm hallucinating why can't I hallucinate something awesome,instead of hand pointing the other way on an online message board? :(
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:59,
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Lack of imagination?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:01,
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You mean it's not the dog?You bastard.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:52,
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can you not blame it on the dog?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:52,
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The poor dog.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:55,
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The dog's obviously not looking guiltyhe's trying not to vomit.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:58,
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I sit in the front room naked.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:52,
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I live on my own at the moment.Thus annoying everyone who doesn't get to live with me.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:53,
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I live on my own so... nothing.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:53,
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Move to Aberdeen queermo(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:54,
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Buy me a house and get me a car so I can visit my child every day.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:55,
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Just have another childSeemples
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:57,
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No.No smelly brat could take the place of my baby.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:03,
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Dress Gonzo up in a nappy and bonnet and your on your wayHe even shits himself
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:03,
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Also, i think i shall be making a major steak and burger order from here at the end of the monthwww.keziefoods.co.uk/collections/sausages/burgers
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:04,
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Oooh. Is that the place that has the stall in the market?(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:06,
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Nah different placeThis one is based at the borders but their burgers are much cheaper
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:10,
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Coolio.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:15,
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Lonewolf and myself devised a smiley to denote vomiting your guts up:-(&)
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:06,
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what makes you think you're the first person to use that(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:09,
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I make everyone listen to very loud music when I want to listen to very loud music and make everyone else use headphones when I don't want to hear their music.I make them eat vegetables and drink plenty of water.
I make them make me cups of tea and do my laundry and ironing cos I hate doing laundry and ironing.
People are CLAMOURING to live with me.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:54,
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How the fuck do you make people eat vegetables?I do the first one... I play very loud music, and whenever someone else puts their music on I make mine loud enough to drown them out.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:56,
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I cook and they clean.And I cook lots of vegetable based meals and not much meat cos I don't like eating cheap meat so we eat heathily. When I'm away they eat ready meals and frozen pizzas.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:59,
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I'd just not let you cook for me and tell you to clean yourself.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:00,
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It's a nice arrangement.Our kitchen's not big enough for three people to cook three different things, I like cooking and hate cleaning and laundry, they don't mind cleaning and laundry if it means they are cooked for. Nice.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:10,
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I'm untidy and moody.Very untidy and very VERY moody. Poor FF :(
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:55,
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You forgot ginger.*runs*
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:56,
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It's brilliant being gingerso shush it right up
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:00,
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I'd be more worried about losing you down the back of the sofa.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 19:57,
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He he he.Our sofa is massive. I get lost in it sometimes.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:00,
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By desecrating the grave of a 19th-century potter.His ghost came to haunt me shortly afterwards.
I lie, there's no-one else here really.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:59,
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I don't live with anyonebecause I'm not dirty povvo flatshare scum
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:01,
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Not at leastLiving alone at least guarantees a high enough standard of conversation.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:12,
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I lived alone for the duration of last year.I was bored out of my mind most of the time. AND, I didn't have the internets *gasp*.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:23,
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I was far more bored flat-sharingthe tiresomeness of disappearing food, petty hygiene-based arguments, loud music at early hours and having the entire downstairs furniture taken to the beach one Saturday and abandonned there come nightful is a chore I am glad I no longer put up with.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:26,
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Yeah, this.You do your bit, you try to make it a pleasant place to live and no other cunt lifts a finger.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:28,
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I'd rather live with other people than on my own.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:03,
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I would guess he's out watching the football.I hope it's a draw.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:10,
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typing very loudly usually narks the missus while she's trying to watch TV(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:09,
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by cleaning up their messand then complaining about cleaning up their mess
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:10,
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Just complain about their mess.Over and over and over and over and over and over until eventually they clean up their mess and refuse to talk to you ever again (in my example this is a good thing).
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:11,
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