Buy me a house and get me a car so I can visit my child every day.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

Just have another child
Seemples
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

No.
No smelly brat could take the place of my baby.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

Dress Gonzo up in a nappy and bonnet and your on your way
He even shits himself
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

Also, i think i shall be making a major steak and burger order from here at the end of the month
www.keziefoods.co.uk/collections/sausages/burgers
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

Oooh. Is that the place that has the stall in the market?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

Nah different place
This one is based at the borders but their burgers are much cheaper
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

Coolio.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

>:(

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

Lonewolf and myself devised a smiley to denote vomiting your guts up
:-(&)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

Lol.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

what makes you think you're the first person to use that

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

Baby Jesus told me.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:11, archived)