I heard you ordered a bacon sandwich
and two pigs had to be slaughtered.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

is he dieting or something?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

FATLOL

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:34, archived)