How did you take that nork shot?
That's some talent!
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 2:06, archived)

teh überzoom!!
oh, and the fact that she knew exactly what I was doing.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 2:07, archived)

Any chance of an introduction?

( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 2:09, archived)

dada daa dada da da da, daaaa
/toccata
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 2:11, archived)

*groans*

( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 2:13, archived)

that's one of my better jokes this evening
Earlier I told a thin girl that she shouldn't be sweating (it was hot in the dance room) because she wasn't a fat lass.
The slightly portly girl she was stood next to didn't take it well...
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 2:15, archived)