Osmium.It's chemically versatile, physically robust, has a very, very high melting point and is relatively rare. Like me.
And its primary oxide is a very useful reagent, despite being extremely toxic.
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Russell Charles Osmium was born in Repton, Derbyshire on 14 February 1959.He played nearly 400 games for Ipswich Town and represented his country 11 times.
He has the symbol Os and atomic squad number 76.
Osmium is a hard, brittle, blue-gray or blue-black transition footballer in the platinum family, and is the densest natural centre half.
The density of Osmium is 22610 kg⁄m³ (22.61 g⁄cm³), slightly greater than the density of Jack Charlton, the second densest centre half.
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