I am awake you cunt.
OR ELSE WHAT?
( MooCow_Byter, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:01, archived)

It's not going to happen now I know you're awake.
'Ning former-bishop.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 6:04, archived)

Morning.
I couldn't sleep last night, so I've spent the last couple of hours with a razor and I now have a mohawk. It's something that I've always wanted to try. Problem is that I can't see the back of my head so I've no idea if it's even or not.
( MooCow_Byter, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:16, archived)

Also, my head is bleeding in places.
Also also, I think it might make me look a bit gay.
( MooCow_Byter, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:19, archived)

Nah, it's the lithping.
And the generally acting camper than Alan Carr and Julian Clary spitroasting Simon Amstell in the back of a camper van parked inside a gay nightclub that makes you look gay.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 6:24, archived)

That and the FRANKLY DISGUSTING Meat Heresy.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 6:25, archived)

MEAT REGRESSIVIST!

( MooCow_Byter, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:26, archived)

I think you meant this:
MEAT REGRESSIVIST! You are correct High Priest stuj, and I humbly confess my sins and ask forgiveness from the Holy Golden Bum Of Ding. May her radiant buttocks shine their softly glowing light upon me once again.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 6:51, archived)

Break your bathroom mirror in half.
That way you've got two mirrors and can check.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 6:20, archived)

I'll ask my housemates when they wake up.
That'll also be a good opportunity to gauge responses to my new hair. If reactions are bad I can shave the lot off and wear a hat until it grows back.
( MooCow_Byter, Tue 12 May 2009, 6:33, archived)