In about an hour's time I'll be failing a rather important exam.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

I have a plan
Try not to fail.

/helpful
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

I've managed to get through the entire year without failing anything.
I'm due a cock-up.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

Nothing like good old pessimism.
I'd be exactly the same, things can go really well and I'm waiting for something the Massive Fucking Fail. Pessimism FTW.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 12 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

Nonsense.
Good grief, I've just been through all this with Ms Official jnr and her law exams. She's been working really hard, getting top marks in her assignments, and yet still convinces herself that failure in exams is imminent. I shall tell you what I told her - GROW THE FUCK UP. There is no evidence to suggest that you will fail, so you probably won't and even if you did who will die?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

assignments Eleven Plus Exam
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

In black and white

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:05, archived)