I'd be national kendo champ.
OBVIOUSLY.

Would we gain age whilst we were doing it? this is an important part, because I'd get on with an animation and learning language, if I didn't gain age.

If I gained age, I'd be unlikely to use it apart the odd now and again to help me fix problems or do work in a shorter amount of time.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:46, archived)