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If you could pause time and walk around doing whatever you wanted
What would you do first?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
Get time moving again.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
You.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
Punch stupid fat bitch in the face

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
You'll get seven years bad luck for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
Oh haha

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
Steal something valuable so I could sell it

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
Go the fuck home.
Nick a big cake from Tesco.

Also it'd be quite fun to swap George Osborne and Alistair Darling around in parliament.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

George Ozzy
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
Adjust my knickers.
I've already been in the library for two hours. Bad times. Twenty one days to go.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
I for one look forward to you starting your career so we can hear you complaining about that too.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
Because everyone else find finals a breeze.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
save it all for your autobiography, we can all read about it then

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
I can help

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
Be strong, Limey.
It's only a bunch of difficult questions about subjects you're not quite prepared to answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

adjust sniff
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
INTERNET BREAKING NEWS...
Girl mentions knickers. Four Five males reply. More at pathetic o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
You should at least turn them inside out after 10 days.
Otherwise someone might think you're dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
Hang on in there, it'll be worth it in the end :)
says she just finishing her second OU course with about 5 years to go before I get a full degree
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
sarah harding

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
It'd be easier to get her to show you her bumhole than even tutt

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
i like to know why miss harding never responds to my sexually explicit fan mail i write her
do you think she is too busy?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
she'll work her way around to you eventually
i think sexface is in front of you
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
I'd be national kendo champ.
OBVIOUSLY.

Would we gain age whilst we were doing it? this is an important part, because I'd get on with an animation and learning language, if I didn't gain age.

If I gained age, I'd be unlikely to use it apart the odd now and again to help me fix problems or do work in a shorter amount of time.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
stop-motion
i'd pause time, move something a bit, unpause time, pause time, etc. i could make dustbins chase old ladies, and sticky buns grow tiny legs and run out of the bakers into the street
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
genuinely brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
haha, proper-roffle.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
Replace people with other people mid coitus....
Stick comma in there for a few frames then remove her, thats a way to loose an erection.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
Oh Mykey =(((
Stop being a horrible human being.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
Is that because he is being mean to comma
Or making people have sex with her?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
Oh Mykey =(((
Stop being a horrible human being.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
Oi
I was just wondering what part you found mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
UNTERMENSCHEN!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
and get them to sing "perfect day"

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
You horrible boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
Well i wouldnt do it to you of course!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
:(
be nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
I shall strive to become nicer
I may not succeed
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
Good. Happiness abounds :)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
UNPOSSIBLE!
You couldn't be any fluffier than you already are chap.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
Concrete over a diving pool when a diver is in mid air,
tried this in Sims but it didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
ha!
this is a good one
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
I would go to ASDA and swap everyone's shopping around.
In fact, I would spend a few days rearranging the whole floor, then unpause time.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
oh man imagine, i've bought 20 of the wonderful spicy chicken wings from the hot meat counter
i get outside and i've got samosas, blimey
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
Oh boy, gosh darn, that would be the worst thing ever.
Are you having a good day Big Chops? I think I should have a good day today, it's a good day to have a good day. If you're not having a good day, let's change that, by doing something good, so you can have a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
it's a bit of a poor day mr.gonz,
i lost my toolkit yesterday and as of yet it hasn't been handed in, i will try again at lunch time, i will try and be hopefull till then, if not i will be buying lots of sparkly new tools
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
wait for someone in teh office to reach for their tea/coffee and mmove it a few inches further away from them
rinse and repeat so they have to chase teh cup around the desk.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
I would dress people up like zombies
And install a system in the top banks to transfer all fractions of pennies to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
I'd dress flids and spaccas and joos and darkies and gyppos and other forrins up like people.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
Genocide.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
And *Smoke bomb*

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
Piss in your tea.

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 12 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
Actually, first thing I would do is head to all the local pharmacys.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
Morphine is bad, mmmmmkay

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
Systematically jizz in the face of every woman I've ever found attractive.
This would be my quest.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
I'm sure you'll agree with this sentiment
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(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
Go through airport security wihout having to take my shoes, belt etc. off.
I don't have anything to hide, or anything untoward I want to do, but it's just a pain in the arse to unpack laptops and stuff an then re-pack them.

Also; free cinema.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:18, archived)