No income?
Debts piling up?
Can't see any way out?
Put your missus on the game.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

Skint ?
Struggling to pay your rent ?

Sliding into depression ?

Why not borrow 2 grand, take the family on holiday and buy the kids a Wii. The holiday will be over in two weeks and the kids will be bored with the Wii within a month. You'll still be paying us back our fucking money though, you shit-thick prole cunt.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

But at least you'll have a glossy pamphlet with a picture of the lovely Carol Vorderman on it.
An heirloom to pass on to your children, along with the crushing debt that comes with it.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 10:48, archived)