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Want a low cost loan at your convenience?
Call the internet Direct
Our team will be able to provide you with a flexible loan within minutes.
No complicated forms
Just quick and easy access to a loan.

Going on holiday? Rebuilding the patio? Paying off gambling debts?

We also provide insurance, life-coaching and consumer advice.

The internet can help.
www.theinternet.com
0800 2 15000
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
I was upset that I remembered the number.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
It got nailed into our skulls with every ad break
I'm not fucking surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
I'd like to borrow £10,000,000
over 20,000,000 years.

Can you help ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
Im imagining Wormulus dressed as The Admiral right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
Oooooh- YESH!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
Internet direct offers low-cost loans
from 800 to 1500 pounds.

Hence our phonenumber.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
Think outside of the box dude.
Imagine how much interest you can charge ?

I mean if I payed you back £20 a year over 20 million years, you'd make millions and millions of pounds of profit !

I'm happy to repay this £10,000,000 loan at £100 a year for 20 million years.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
"I asked the internet for £500 even though I have a bad credit rating.
They gave me the money I needed to give to LimeyTreat to see her baps. In the end she emailed me the pictures but they weren't hers. Clearly, she had just googled for pictures of tits and emailed them to me. Still, it did the trick. THANKS INTERNET!"
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
'I needed a webcam to make hilarious videos of me wagging my massive scalp like the dog from the advert.
Internet Direct gave me the cash I needed to buy one but sadly not to buy friends or talent'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
OH GOD, WHO FORGOT TO GIVE WORMULUS HIS ATTENTION? DAMN IT PEOPLE, YOU KNOW HOW HE GETS !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
Calm down dear, it's just a Wormulus thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
No income?
Debts piling up?
Can't see any way out?
Put your missus on the game.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
Skint ?
Struggling to pay your rent ?

Sliding into depression ?

Why not borrow 2 grand, take the family on holiday and buy the kids a Wii. The holiday will be over in two weeks and the kids will be bored with the Wii within a month. You'll still be paying us back our fucking money though, you shit-thick prole cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
But at least you'll have a glossy pamphlet with a picture of the lovely Carol Vorderman on it.
An heirloom to pass on to your children, along with the crushing debt that comes with it.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 12 May 2009, 10:48, archived)