I just jam some wax in my hair,
If I don't then I look homeless.

I'm having a bacon sandwich I think. With Milk Roll bread.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

what is milk roll bread?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

That cylindrical loaf that Warburtons make,
It's ace with bacon.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:20, archived)