*stumbles into frame*
Ohhhhh hello
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

You've got good hair. Yes.
How is your head not the size of a house, with all the panderfawning?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

I dunno. Just used to it.
*head inflates to the size of a hot air balloon*

AIIEEE!! HALP! *floats off*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Wish I was used to it *grumble*
:D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

*Pandering gaz's sent as I stroke my legs too hard and get sweaty*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Oh MY.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

*Wobbles my huge gutt at the monitor*
YOU'RE MY WIFE NOW.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

Do I get presents?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

I may cough at you approvingly.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Good enough.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:51, archived)