Or wear a hat at a jaunty angle to cover the shaved half.
Not only will you show off your dapper haircut, but you'll also look like the most dashing eligable bachelor dandy in the whole of the county.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

so THAT'S why you wear a hat!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:30, archived)