I'm very pragmatic.
I'm a pragmatic liberal socialist.

I'm also a Lib Dem.
I also crave the food hall in John Lewis on Oxford Street. (they have a special room for posh cheese!)
I also read the Guardian.
Private Eye is my bible.

I can do these things because I'm pragmatic about the fact that sometimes I'm shit at being liberal and sometimes I'm shit at being a socialist.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:54, archived)