I never do my high top cons up to the top so I can roll them down and look uber fashionable and cool.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

roll your jacket sleeves up too,
and wear a tiny hat balanced on the crown of your head.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

I'm the most popular kid at school

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:50, archived)