In theory you're meant to be able to keep it in cupboards
as it's got lots of sugar in. But in practice, you can't.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

My cupboards must be stealth bastards then.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

if you can't,
it's because it's crap cheap jam made on the assumption that everyone keeps it in the fridge these days.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:02, archived)