HA HA
No, you can keep your perverted heterosexual fantasies to yourself.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Consentual heterosexual sex in the missionary possition?
Eww, pervert.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:08, archived)