You store your milk in the toilet.

( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

I keep mine in the cistern
DG keeps his in the u bend :(
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

I think I'll get you to make the tea, then.

( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:28, archived)