Wait, how did it get on the tap?
Was he looking in the mirror at the time while purched on tip toes?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

Tap dancing
All the kids are doing it nowadays.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:54, archived)