One of our kittens just smeared its shit down the hall.
What is your solution?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

look out for long hairs it might have swallowed

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Really?
Fucking hell.
Cunts.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

You need a Police Pug

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Dude
you totally know what I am going to say
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

I fucking hate them.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

I was going to suggest killing it
or giving it away if you are squeamish/gay
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

Ask baldmonkey

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

Due to my magnetic personality, when I run up and down corridors I generate a static electric charge
Doctors say it's a perfectly normal Hall effect.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

Remove your apostrophe for one.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

Oops.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:30, archived)