I reckon with the right scent applied to your shitter
you could get a pug to fuck you.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

I'm off to the fucking Body Shop now and stealing ALL their testers.
I'm going to have a flatfaced shit babbeh.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:39, archived)