I used to eat dried weetabix
because I wanted to be like woody woodpecker.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

The crumbs would fall down your jimjams, intro your gusset and it would chafe your front bum, but you didn't tell anyone because it felt dirty good.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:16, archived)

That's the first time I've heard the Wrong Horn sounding on here for ages.
I miss goatworrier.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

*doffs cap*
Someone had to go there, and I'll be damned if it wasn't me!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

Errrrrrrrr.
I was about 3.

I did used to cheat at dominoes by hiding them in my nappy though. Not sure quite how that works but I was 3.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

So you grasped basic counting before the art of not shitting in your own trousers.
This is an interesting revelation about human evolution.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:23, archived)