Except for you, straight boy.
I bet you're straight.

Haha, I bet you want to fuck a woman!
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

I like it when your dad pushes his moobs together and tucks his willy in between his legs
he's a naughty girl! yes he is!
( moohalaa, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

Shut up, hetero!

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:19, archived)

He puts his willy into sardine kebabs to practice.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:33, archived)