I don't have a loved one so I'll be taking myself to a long weekend city break somewhere in Yurop soon.
Where they speak Foreign and everything.
( moohalaa, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

Will they have foreign bum holes?
And swear in foreign when you shoot your Brit-splooge up there?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

it's a delicacy over there, served with black pepper

( moohalaa, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

You can take me if you want.
I need a break.

We can go sharking for cock/pussy together.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

it's funny because NO I'M TAKING SOMEONE ELSE
*thppppppppbbbbb*
( moohalaa, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

TAKE ME WITH YOU

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:27, archived)