If you had £550ish pounds for you and a loved one to go on holiday
where would you be off to?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

I would go to Paris.
Because I'm shit. (:
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

That's not shit.
It's good but what with the euro being so strong against the pound and everything I think it'll be a bit expensive.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

Plus I'd be alone.
But I'd still be able to try out some of my French.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

Paris est une belle ville pitoresque
Ou on peut, par example, visite le musee cluny et regarde les arts historique.

Or summit like that.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

Oui, bein tot.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

*grins*
*buys you a glass of lovely red wine in an outside cafe in le quartier latin*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

\o/

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

I used to live in the latin quarter.
*le sigh*
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

*le sigh*

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

Ireland.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

you could get flights a hostel and two pints in dublin got that

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

I wouldn't, though.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

yeah yeah pikey discount we know your tricks

( moohalaa, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

I'm going there nxt week.
I'll see if I can do it for £550.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

Which bit?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

The Curragh.
Really, where did you think?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

I don't know:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

If the right horses run fast enough then £550 should be a doddle.
Even at Irish prices.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

Hahaha
fail.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

How?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

Ireland.
I thought that was apparent.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

Don't you be badmouthing Ireland, bucko.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

To be fair, he's got a point.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

>:(

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

Have you ever been there?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

Eww.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

I thought not.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

I don't have a loved one so I'll be taking myself to a long weekend city break somewhere in Yurop soon.
Where they speak Foreign and everything.
( moohalaa, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

Will they have foreign bum holes?
And swear in foreign when you shoot your Brit-splooge up there?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

it's a delicacy over there, served with black pepper

( moohalaa, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

You can take me if you want.
I need a break.

We can go sharking for cock/pussy together.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

it's funny because NO I'M TAKING SOMEONE ELSE
*thppppppppbbbbb*
( moohalaa, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

TAKE ME WITH YOU

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

Bradford

( well, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

Camping
Since it would be hard to afford much more given the cost of flights etc.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

Me and my girlfriend spent a week in Hamburg for about that last year.
Admittedly, half of it was camping at a music festival.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

I imagine the boyf would like that.
I would like clean sheets, nice walks, nice history and a bit of seaside.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

Hamburg was like that apart from the seaside.
Stayed in a hotel for a few days, fucking good food and at the time it was pretty cheap.
edit: there are nice lakes to walk round and old buildings to look round if you fancy them.
And a bombed out church tower you can go to the top of and get nice views from.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

Probably somewhere in France.
Or wherever there were cheap deals.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

Venice

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

Ooooh nice.
Doesn't it get a bit smelly in the Summer though?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

Don't go in the summer then.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

My friend just went there and said he got annoyed with it
because it was so ludicrously expensive everywhere.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

Given the animosity the issue of compasses apparently provokes,
not a hiking trip.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

pffft

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

homebase
to buy some garden chairs and tesco for wine
( rob, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

This would be a very good plan if I had a garden.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

Virginia Beach

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

huh huh huh
Um,where is that?
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

if it were up your arse, you'd know it

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

If I had a beach up my arse I would know.
I bet you are used to half a beach of sand up your crack.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:11, archived)

:'(
I'm through with you, you nasty goblin
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

I am a spoilt brat.
I cant control it.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

don't talk to me

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

Dont make me angry.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

shut up

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

Egypts dirt cheap apparently

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

5* 7 nights for £369 per person
you can't say pharoe than that.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

Oh dear.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

did it make it more or less funny that I misspelt pharaoh?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

More funny.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

Anywhere that I hadn't been to with cheap flights.
Mainland Italy probably.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

DON'T GO TO SARDINIA.
DO NOT BE TEMPTED BY LOVELY CHEAP FLIGHTS.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

Seriously?
Sardinia has been tempting me. I haven't checked the flight prices yet, but I know Ryanair go there from Birmingham.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

Where my dad got married on the northern coast was rather lovely.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

Santorini is a very nice place.
And cheap if you go towards the end of September.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

I LOVE Santorini.
All these things are complicated by the fact that boyf does not have a passport so that's £80 out of the budget just gone on that.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

Well, if you don't want somewhere you need a passport, Ireland is lovely.
But it is expensive.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

or come to Sheffield!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

Sheffield is lovely but I can't imagine anyone holidaying here.
Maybe a weekend I guess, or longer if you're buggering off to the Peaks.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

Wednesday

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

Berlin is fab

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

I went to Berlin for £140 for the week.
Fuck knows how much I spent whilst I was there, but the hostel and flights were cheap enough.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

Turkey maybe
if you can afford a bit more Cuba is nice and can be done as all inclusive,
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

I fancy a jaunt to cuba.
But the t`other half says its not safe.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

Erm...why?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

I'd like go to Cuba
unfortunatly I'm under house arrest.
Still, I can but dream
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

At the moment I fancy Turkey, Somewhere nice in the French countryside, Belgium or Edinburgh.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

Jamacia
got family out there, and it would be nice to show off my hard English currency
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

And get killed by yardies.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

Westmoreland isn't that bad
plus, I don't look like a juicy white tourist
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

Eastern Europe.
Albania, probably. Or Marrakech. Or Tomatina in Spain. Dirty tomato-throwing bastards.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

Hello.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

Wotcher.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

When we went to Sharm it wasn't much more than that
Try package deals, especially out of school holidays you could pick up a good one. Lastminute.com, expedia, all good sites.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

Stuttgart.
Or wait a few months and go somewhere snowey.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:26, archived)