He's the only person ever to have taken a personality test
and failed it.
( FoldsFive, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

Let's have a bash at an airport,
that results in him on a plane without his wallet or phone. Or his passport if we can somehow manage that.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:55, archived)