no no, this is an emergency kitten
it's been summoned by my shit post blocking script

posts with too many line breaks, ascii images or memes get replaced with a soothing picture of a kitten
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

Daawwwww
How are you?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

I went to a laundrette today!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

Oh man!
You'll never guess, I went to the shop!
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

shops are rubbish compared to laundrettes
I got to watch my washing going round in circles for HOURS
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

I'm watching mine doing that RIGHT NOW.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

yes but this one had a MASSIVE spin dryer
I reckon it could fit at least ten chihuahuas inside and still have room for a toddler
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

There was a chihuaha in work last night that got poisoned from drinking toilet water.
Fucking retarded thing. £300 odd bill for drinking toilet water.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

How did it reach?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 12 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

Good point.
Fuck knows.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 23:25, archived)